Rabby Johnson’s sure got it all. (At least, he thinks he does.) He’s the best bounty hunter in all of the universe, he has great friends, he’s got it going on. Just one thing: he’s been saving up his ass for the perfect gentleman of his dreams. But it’s a disaster in hell when he drunkenly loses his virginity to this mysterious hunk… who turns out to be a real pain in the ass. Rabby was waiting for the one, but he sure wasn’t ready for this jerk who turns his life inside out…